Friday April 26, 2024 
Glendora Vegetarian Club
Glendora has a very close friend who is an elementary school teacher. Her school is going to be filled with children all week long. Glendora could sense fear in her friend, and from what she said, there is fear among students, other teachers and administrators. This is so sad to observe. Please, everybody, stamp out the threat: masks, spray, gloves, social distancing. Also, go vegan and strengthen your immune system. The virus can get you as easily as the common cold can get you.
See Glendora’s commercials to help the animals during the 6:30 p.m. news, Channel 6 CBS.
Jokes
1. It was the first day of classes, and the professor swaggered into the classroom and said, “If there are any dumbbells in this class, I want you to stand up immediately.”
A long time passed. Finally a lone freshman stood up in the back row. “Are you a dumbbell?” the professor roared. The little freshman answered, “Well, er, I felt sorry for you standing up there all by yourself.”
2. Another professor said for every student who has a spark of genius there are 10 others who have ignition problems.
3. Daddy, what is college bread? It’s a 4 year loaf made out of the old man’s dough.
Schodack Valley Fire Co. Pizza and Wings Night is Back
CASTLETON – The Schodack Valley Volunteer Fire Company is thriiled to annouce it will hold our famous pizza night on Saturday September 19th. There are important changes to our usual procedures. This is a Take Out Only Event. You must call ahead at 518-477-4215 to place your order. Hours are 4pm-7pm. Masks are required while picking up your order. Our firehouse is located at 1553 Schodack Valley Rd. Castleton, NY.
South Schodack Fire Company Annual Chicken & Rib BBQ
SOUTH SCHODACK – The South Schodack Volunteer Fire Company will be holding their annual chicken & ribs BBQ on Sunday, September 20th from 3:00 – 6:00 PM. The BBQ will be a takeout drive thru only style service. All dinners include 1/2 chicken or 1/2 rack of ribs, baked potato, corn on the cob (provided by GEM Farms), cabbage slaw, baked beans, and dinner roll. Adult dinners: $12 for chicken, $15 for ribs. Child’s dinner (12 & under): $5 for 1/4 chicken. NO RESERVATIONS NEEDED. Come on out and support those that serve your community.
4-H Teen Exchange Giffy BBQ
TROY – Friday, October 2nd with pickup from 4 to 6 PM – Rensselaer County 4-H Teen Exchange will benefit from a Giffy BBQ being held at Capital Agway located at 1333 NY Route 7, Troy. This will be a curbside effort and cost per dinner which includes a 1/2 chicken, coleslaw, roll, potato, cookie and drink are $12 each. Curbside/Take out only and distancing requirements will be followed. To reserve your dinners and coordinate payment please call 518-588-1593. We look forward to serving you, make your reservation today!
Fall 2020 Chicken Bar-B-Q
POESTENKILL – The Evangelical Lutheran Church of Poestenkill, 772 Route 351, Poestenkill, NY 12140 will hold our Fall 2020 Chicken Bar-B-Q on Saturday, October 3rd at the church with a DRIVE-THROUGH, TAKE-OUT ONLY dinner.
The meal consists of: ½ chicken, baked potato, green beans, Cole slaw, cranberry sauce, roll and choice of homemade apple or pumpkin pie for dessert for a donation of $12 per meal.
Pick-up time begins at 4:30 pm through 6 pm. We would greatly appreciate EARLY pre-orders for the meals by calling (518) 283-1447. Walk-ins are also welcome. Thanks for your support.
We will be wearing face coverings and request you do the same while visiting us. Outdoor social distancing will be practiced.
Giffy’s BBQ at Center Brunswick UMC
TROY – The Center Brunswick United Methodist Church, 990 Hoosick Road, Troy will be holding a Giffy’s Chicken Bar-B-Que on Thursday, October 22 from 4-6 pm. This will be a drive through event only and the cost is $13.00 Dinner includes 1/2 BBQ chicken, baked potato, cole slaw, roll with butter, cookie and beverage. Call (518) 528-6725 for reservations. All profit form this event will benefit the Current Expense Account of the Center Brunswick UMC. Covid regulations will be in place, please wear your mask.