Thursday May 2, 2024 
Chicken BBQ – Muitzeskill Church
Join us at The Reformed Church of Schodack at Muitzeskill for our annual Chicken BBQ on Saturday, August 12, 2023. BBQ is takeout only. BBQ is served 4 PM – 6 PM.
Dinner includes: 1/2 chicken, corn, potato salad, cabbage slaw, and watermelon. Adults $15.00 and children under 12 $7.50. Reservations are required, call (518) 732-7345 or (518) 732-7500.
The St. Jude’s Knights of Columbus Chicken Barbecue
Drive Thru/Take Out. Friday August 4, 2023 4pm – 6pm. . Cost $15 per Dinner. Pay at pickup.
Last Day to Order is Sunday, July 30,2023.
Dinner Includes: 1/2 Chicken, Baked Potato, Corn on the Cob, Coleslaw, and a Roll.
Pre-order by Calling or Texting Jack Rogers, 518-857-0424. Prepared by Giuliano’s Catering.
Pick Up at St. Jude’s Parking Lot, 42 Dana Avenue Wynantskill.
Hoags Corners Volunteer Fire Company Breakfast Is Back
Hoags Corners Volunteer Fire Company will be hosting its First Sunday of the Month All You Can Eat Breakfast (August 6) from 8am to 11am at the Hoags Corners Fire Station, 7237 State Route 66, East Nassau, NY 12062.
Our Buffet-Style All You Can Eat Breakfast includes: Scrambled Eggs – Plain or with Ham & Cheese, Home Fries, Bacon, Sausage, French Toast, Pancakes – Plain and/or Blueberry & Apple. Plus: Applesauce, Fruit Cocktail, English Muffins, Coffee, Tea, Milk – Regular and/or Chocolate, and Orange Juice.
Coast is Adults $12, Children (6-12yrs) $5, 5yrs and younger are FREE. Eat in or Take out. Phone 518-766-5474. Come and enjoy a delicious meal, friendly atmosphere and bring your neighbors and friends.
Glendora Vegan Club
Philippians 2:15 tells us to be “blameless, harmless, as a child of God, without rebuke.” Are you being all this when you pay people to terrorize and agonize animals and take their babies away from them, force them into filthy enclosures, take them away from fresh water to bathe?
People know Glendora from seeing her on television. Now just as many people say, “I read your article in the Advertiser, which is widely read. My friend Lori brought Michael to Happy House 3 to visit Glendora. He is now 72 years old. When he was 9 years old, he watched Glendora on Satellite 6, Channel 6, WRGB Schenectady, General Electric. “What did you like about it?”Glendora asked Michael. Said he, “You taught us to be kind.”
Jokes
-What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
-The boss is temperamental: 50% temper and 50% mental.
-The customer asked the owner of the men’s shop, “May I try on the navy blue suit in the window?” The owner replied, “No, you’ll have to use the dressing room.”
-The elderly lady said to the young man, “You are so well behaved.” Said the young mam, “It’s my dad; whenever I was well behaved, he gave me a penny and a pat on the head. By the time I was 18, I had $16 and a flat head.”
-The ship was suddenly in rough waters. The captain told the steward to calm down the passengers. Steward: “No need to worry, folks, we are only 2 miles from land….straight down.”