Thursday May 2, 2024 
Chicken Barbecue at Pittstown Methodist Church Hall on July 22
Chicken Barbecue at the Pittstown United Methodist Church Hall in the village of Pittstown, NY Route 7 on Saturday, July 22 from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm.
Take Out Only. Menu: 1/2 chicken, macaroni salad, cole slaw, baked beans, roll, homemade pies. Price: adults $14.00, children 5-12 $7.00, children under 5 free. For reservations call: Bev at 518-663-5607.
Brunswick Elk’s Lodge 2556 Presents A Clam Steam
July 30th, Rt. #2, Eagle Mills. Luncheon from 1:00-3:00, clam steam dinner at 5:00.
Clams, 1/2 chicken, potato, corn, sausage, roll and dessert. Lunch & dinner with soda and water $35.00 or with beer & wine $45.00. Reservations REQUIRED. Call Theresa 518-898-1224.
Limited raw bar, bocce, cornhole, music, raffles and games.
Glendora Vegan Club
One health states that there are between 480,000 and 640,000 urinary tract infections per year, caused by eating meat. Glendora is reading this to you from the American Vegan quarterly.
Friends, would you like to know how many jokes Glendora has told. She will try to estimate some. Erst while please go to (IMDB) International Movie Data-Base website and search Glendora Folsom Buell in the search bar. And see the municipalities in which Glendora has told these jokes.
Jokes
1. Dolly said to Molly,”What do you think of Red China?” Molly said,”it’s okay, if it doesn’t clash with the table cloth.”
2. Somebody said to a woman,”Why do you call your son-in-law blister?” The woman said,”Because he never shows up until the work is done.”
3. A man said ”there is nothing I wouldn’t do for my brother, and there is nothing my brother wouldn’t do for me; so we’d go through life doing nothing for each other.”
4.The Secretary said, “I’m afraid the judges mind is wandering.” The law clerk said, “Don’t worry, it’s too weak to go very far.”
5.Teacher: “What is an indentured servant?”
Boy: “An indentured servant is a slave, with false teeth.”
Go to google and type in Glendora Buell.