Friday April 26, 2024 
Glendora Vegetarian Club
Dear folks, there is an organization that vigorously promotes animal safety through the law. The Animal Legal Defense Fund files and prosecutes court actions to protect animals’ lives and rights. Their strength is to make certain that animal abusers are punished for their crimes. They support animal protection legislation and fight against legislation that harms animals. Help them: 707-795-2533, www.aldf.org
Jokes
1. Crossword enthusiast Nellie Potter wrote in her will: I want to be buried 6 down and 3 across.
2. The company has a new conference table: 12 feet long, 6 feet wide and sleeps 10.
3. Tonight’s meeting of the Clairvoyance Club is canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
4. The lawyer said, “I will take your case on retainer for $5000; that entitles you to 2 questions.”
“$5000 and 2 questions! Isn’t that a lot?”
The lawyer answered, “Perhaps, what is your 2nd question?”
5. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The bricks were loose; we have a great case.
We’ll sue Mother Goose.
Contact Glendora’s Vegetarian Club at 518-931-0266 in Albany NY.
Pawling Avenue United Methodist Church Chicken Parmagiana Dinner
TROY – 520 Pawling Ave, Troy, NY (corner of Pawling and Woodlawn). Saturday, May 22, 2021. Take-Out Only. Pick up dinner from 3-4:30 pm. MENU: Chicken parmigiana with buttered garlic pasta, broccoli, Italian bread and apple dapple cake. Cost is $12 for adults and $6 for children 6-12; free for children 5 and under. Call Melanie at 518-779-6004 for reservations – limited quantity so call early.
Sullivan Jones VFW Post 7466 – Memorial Day Chicken BBQ & Parade
POESTENKILL – Please join us in honoring our departed comrades this Memorial Day Weekend. On May 30th the Post will be offering a Chicken BBQ Dinner between 5-7 PM (call 518-283-4661 for tickets/more details), followed by a fireworks show at dusk. On May 31 the Post will be holding our annual Memorial Day Parade starting at 11 AM with refreshments available at the Post afterwards.
Chicken Barbecue Mission Fund Raiser
CASTLETON – Summer is almost here and we are opening the season with a Chicken Barbecue on Friday, June 4 from 4:00 – 6:00 pm at Emmanuel Reformed Church 1150 Maple Hill Road in Castleton, NY. Guiliano’s Premier Catering, from Troy, will be cooking this delicious dinner which includes barbecued chicken, baked potato, corn on the cob, cole slaw and brownie all for only $12. We will have tables and chairs set up in our pavilion for your convenience or you can take your dinners to go. We will also have jazz piano player Jon LeRoy on the keyboards for your entertainment so you may want to consider staying.
The proceeds from this dinner will go to support a Puerto Rico Mission Trip that is being planned for Spring of 2022 by the Cooperative Christian Ministries of Schodack (CCMS). Pre-orders are encouraged so that you are sure to get a meal or you can walk-in that day. It has been too long since we have all gotten together, so don’t forget to invite your family and friends to join you. Call 518-732-7766 to place your order or for more information. See you in June!
Annual Chicken BBQ at First Reformed Church
WYNANTSKILL – The First Reformed Church of Wynantskill will be holding their Annual Chicken BBQ on Saturday, June 5th from 4:30-6pm. This will be Drive Through-Take Out Only. The menu includes 1/2 BBQ Chicken (featuring Clements’ Old Fashion BBQ sauce), baked potato, corn, homemade coleslaw, roll and dessert. The cost for the dinner is $12 for adults and $6 for children (5-12). To make a reservation, please call the church office at 518-283-4420 and leave your name, phone # and number of dinners. The church is located on Rte 66 (the corner of Church St & Main Ave in Wynantskill).
Taborton Zion’s Chicken & Biscuit dinner
SAND LAKE – Taborton Zions Church. We are having a Chicken & Biscuit dinner. June 12th from 4:00 to 6:00 PM Take Out only. On the menu is a Chicken & Biscuit dinner mixed vegetable and a delicious cupcake for dessert. The cost is $12.00 for adults and children under 12 will be $5.00. To order a dinner call Diane Hoffman at 518 674-2746 or text at 518 649-5141 or Text Jane Weber at 518 258-4307, you will be called and confirmed. Pick up your dinner from 4:00 to 6:00 at 744 Taborton Rd, Sand Lake.
Chicken BBQ
TROY – Benefit for roof fund – Pawling Ave UMC will hold a BBQ on the lawn on Saturday, June 12 from 3-4:30 pm. Take Out Only. 1/2 chicken, baked potato, baked beans, cole slaw, roll and dessert – $12 for adults, $6 for children 6-12 and free for children 5 and under. Reservations requested and quantity is limited. Call Melanie at 518-779-6004.
We Are Back for Breakfast!
WEST SAND LAKE – Please join the West Sand Lake Fire Company-Auxiliary for Breakfast on June 16, 2021 from 7:30am to 11:00am at the West Sand Lake Fire hall. Due to the COVID restrictions we can only do Take Out. Breakfast will include Scrambled Eggs or Cheesy Eggs; Sausage, Hashbrown, French Toast, French toast sticks, Blueberry or plain pancake. Adults $8, Children (5-12) $5 and children under 5 are free. Please call 518-527-3612 to place your order before driving up. You can also call to place an order and tell us what time you’d like to pick it up. We are looking forward to being able to have the breakfast in the hall. If this goes well, we will continue with “drive-up” breakfast once a month until COVID restrictions allow us to do it inside the hall.