Monday April 29, 2024 
Hope’s Kitchen Free Community Dinner Thursday, January 5
Begin the New Year with a delicious eat-in or take-out dinner Thursday, January 5th with Hope’s Kitchen at Cornerstone Community Church of Lansingburgh.
Hope’s Kitchen, a ministry of Hope Lutheran Church and Cornerstone Community Church, will be serving the free Community Dinner at Cornerstone, 570 3rd Avenue,Troy, from 3:00 to 6:00 PM
The dinner will be a sit-down meal, with an option for take-out if preferred. On the menu: Roast Pork Loin, mashed potatoes, peas and carrots, cole slaw, rolls and butter, and brownies for dessert. Coffee, tea and iced tea for those eating in. Free will donations are gratefully accepted.
Reservations are required for either eat-in or take-out. Deadline is Friday, December 30. Call (518)235-3851 for your reservations. Specify eat-in or take-out and number of people in your group.
Latham Colonie Columbiettes January Buffet Breakfast
The Latham-Colonie Columbiettes are hosting a Breakfast Buffet on Sunday, January 8th, 2023, from 8:30 am to 11:30 am at the Latham-Colonie Knights of Columbus Council, 328 Troy-Schenectady Road, Latham, N.Y. 12110.
Menu includes; Scrambled Eggs, an Omelet Station, Home Fries, Corned Beef Hash, Bacon and Sausage, Pancakes and French Toast served w/Warm syrup, A Variety of Cereals and Juices, Bananas and Hot Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate.
*$12 Adults, $6 Children (5-10) and under 5 Free!
www.lathamcoloniekofc.com/dinners&events
Gilead’s Body and Soul – December 29, 2022
Hope Everyone had a Merry Christmas and looking toward a Happy New Year.
Pantry hours remain the same 3:00-6:00 PM on the last Thursday, December 29.
Our dinner this month is a soup and sandwich night. The soups are Manhattan Clam Chowder and Vegetable Beef. Sandwiches are Chicken Salad and Grilled Cheese.
If there is a question of being open due to inclement weather please call either 518-279-3576 or 518-279-9270.
Body and Soul is still located in the Fellowship Hall of Gilead Lutheran Church which can be found at the intersection of Routes 7 & 278 in Center Brunswick.
Brooks Bar-B-Q
What’s better in the middle of Winter than Chicken BBQ?
The Sunday School of Center Brunswick United Methodist Church, 990 Hoosick Road, Troy is having a Brooks Bar-B-Q, Saturday, January 7, 2023, 2-6 pm. This will be a pick up only event.
Menu includes: Chicken, Baked potato, vegetable, rolls, drink and dessert. Chicken dinner $15.00, Half a chicken only $7.00. Call Jill at (518) 258-2164 to reserve your meal.
Glendora Vegeterian Club
What is your regimen of saintly eating? Last week we told you what we have for a vegan breakfast. This week we will tell you what we have for vegan dinners. Monday: beans and rice; Tuesday: clove casserole (tomato soup, cut green beans, vegan hamburger, 1/2 tsp. cloves – all topped with mashed potatoes and “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”); Wednesday: vegan pizza; Thursday: mashed potatoes, green peas, vegan chopped meat and croutons; Friday: Campbell’s plant based Chicken & Rice on dark rye toast with grape jelly on the side. Every day we have a green salad with dinner. For supper we have soup and rye crackers or bread or rolls. What do we do for sweets? All that are not vegan.
Jokes
1. Billy, the piano teacher will be here in 15 minutes. Have you washed your hands and face?
Yes.
Did you wash your ears?
Yes, the one next to her.
2. Three ropes went into a restaurant and started looking over the menu. The head waiter said, “Wait a minute, aren’t you ropes? We don’t serve ropes here. You have to leave.” Out on the sidewalk, one rope became incensed. He frazzled both of his ends and tied himself into a knot, then went back into the restaurant. He sat down to order, but the head waiter said, “Aren’t you a rope?” The rope answered, “I’m a frayed knot.”
3. Bob and Pete were very close friends and avid baseball fans. They made a pact that the first one who got to heaven would come back and tell the other one if there was baseball in heaven. Bob went first and came back and said, “Pete! Pete! There is baseball in heaven. Pete said, “Hallelujah!” Bob said, “You’re pitching Friday night!”
4. The concert pianist was asked by a reporter, “Why did you choose to play Beethoven’s 4th Piano Concerto? After long thought the pianist answered, “That’s what the orchestra was playing.”
5. The football coach said to the professor, “You have to pass my star player. If you don’t we will lose the series.” The math professor answered, “But he said 7×5=33.” The coach said, “So? He only missed it by one!”