Saturday April 27, 2024 
BSA Scout Troop 166 BBQ Dinner
BSA Scout Troop 166 will be holding a take-out chicken bbq dinner event on Saturday, June 4, 2022, from 4:30 pm to 6:30 pm at the Chandler Young VFW Post 8162.
Each dinner will include a half chicken, a baked potato, coleslaw, corn bread and a cookie. This is a take-out only event. Tickets are $15 each and all profits will go toward Troop activities and events. Please contact Andy at
518-423-9061 for tickets.
First United Methodist Church of East Greenbush Food Trucks Festival
Food Trucks, including Livin’ the Dream, Heisenburgers, DiFolco’s Roaming Occasions as well as church programs display tables and children’s activities are planned for May 21 between 12:00-4:00 PM in the church parking lot at 1 Gilligan Road. 518-4779693 https://fumceg.org/
Latham-Colonie Columbiettes Mother’s Day Breakfast
The Latham-Colonie Columbiettes are hosting our Annual Mother’s Day Breakfast on Sunday, May 8th, 2022 from 8:30 am to 12:30 pm at the Latham-Colonie Knights of Columbus Council, 328 Troy-Schenectady Road, Latham, N.Y. 12110.
Menu includes; Scrambled Eggs, an Omelet Station, Home Fries, Corned Beef Hash, Bacon and Sausage, Pancakes and French Toast served w/Warm syrup, A Variety of Cereals and Juices, Bananas and Hot Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate.
$10 Adults, $5 Children (5-10) and under 5 Free!
*A gift for the Mom’s (While supplies last)!
Springtime Pancake Breakfast and Hanging Flower Basket Sale
Center Brunswick United Methodist Church, 990 Hoosick Road, Troy will be holding a Pancake Breakfast, May 7 from 8am – 11am. We will also have a hanging basket sale that same day from 8-4.
Breakfast will be eat-in or take-out. Meal includes 3 pancakes, 2 sausage, 2 bacon, home fries, orange juice and coffee. Cost is $10.00 per person. We are accepting pre-orders by calling Jean at 518 694-1887.
Spring 2022 Chicken Bar-B-Q
The Evangelical Lutheran Church of Poestenkill, 772 Route 351, Poestenkill, NY 12140 will hold our SPRING 2022 Chicken Bar-B-Q on Saturday, MAY 7th at the church with a DRIVE-THROUGH, TAKE-OUT ONLY dinner.
The meal consists of: ½ chicken, baked potato, green beans, Cole slaw, cranberry sauce, roll and choice of homemade Cherry or Lemon Meringue pie for dessert for a donation of $15 per meal.
Pick-up time begins at 4:30 pm & ends at 6 pm. We strongly encourage you to pre-order your meals EARLY by calling (518) 283-1447. Reservations are suggested as our Fall 2021 dinner sold out. Thank you for your support.
Glendora Vegeterian Club
The American Vegan Society will host an American Vegan Garden Party at noon on Sunday, May 29, 2022, at the American Vegan Society headquarters in Malaga, NJ. There will be an outdoor vegan lunch with music provided by Pete Glaze and Evan Betta. Speakers will include Dr. Michael Klaper – “Living the Vegan Life: A Matter of Heart” and Freya Dinshah – “60+ Years on the Vegan Path.” For information about purchasing tickets and to learn about volunteering opportunities, call (856) 694-2887 or go to info@nullamericanvegan.org.
Jokes
1. A Hollywood extra got a speaking part in a film. The scene was: The detective would say, “Did you see that woman drink the cup of coffee?” The extra was supposed to say, “I did.” He went home and practiced all the ways one can say, “I did.” When it came time to shoot the scene, the detective said, “Did you see that woman drink the cup of coffee?” The extra said, “Did I?”
2. You just bought a new car?
Yes.
How old is it?
I don’t know; the odometer is in Roman numerals.
3. What does a report card teach a parent?
You do not have to lift weights to raise a dumbbell.
4. Why was the baby shoe crying?
His mother was a sneak and his daddy was a loafer.
5. Ten years from now I expect my husband to be exactly what he is today.
But that is impossible. That’s what he is today.
With a vegan lifestyle and television dedication, Glendora just turned 94 with no doctors or medication. (518) 931-0266, achatwithglendora@nullgmail.com.