Monday April 29, 2024 
East Schodack Fire Company Pizza Night
EAST SCHODACK – Tired of your own cooking or eating only what you can find in your fridge? Order Fresh Made Pizza, Chicken Wings and Mozzarella Sticks to go. Due to limits on social distancing, this months Pizza Night will be TAKE OUT ONLY. Please call 518-479-3366 after 2:00pm to place an order. Pick up, starting at 4:00pm, will be at the kitchen door, no need to get out of your car. Hope to see you there.
Glendora Vegetarian Club
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Now the idea of quarantine has a happy thought. It is an extension of winter’s long dark nights when we have the opportunity to catch up on our sleep, bring up to date our meditation and keep current our work.
Recall that in the year c.1650, Isaac Newton was a student at Cambridge University when the bubonic plague ravaged Europe. At the age of 26, he was sent home to the family farm. While there he discovered the great laws of motion: and object at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an outside force; the acceleration of an object is proportional to the force upon it but unproportional to its mass; for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. As if these accomplishments were not monumental enough, he wrote the grand formula for the law of universal gravitation: the force between you and me is the product of our masses and divided by the square root of our distances. This applies to all bodies in the universe. And as if that were not enough, during his period of quarantine, Newton did his work in optics: he put a beam of white light through a prism discovering that it consists of 6 colors, red through purple. Doesn’t this personally show you a benefit of quarantine?
Jokes:
1. Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
2. Man at the door to the little boy who answered “Is your mother home?”
“She ain’t in.”
“May I see your dad?”
“He ain’t in neither.”
“Young man, what about your grammar?”
“She ain’t in neither.”
Go vegan!
Glendora, 518-610-5810
Giffy’s Chicken BBQ at Center Brunswick Fire Company – New Date!
TROY – The Volunteer Fire Company of Center Brunswick, Inc. Giffy’s Chicken BBQ originally scheduled for Saturday, April 2, 2020 will now be held on Saturday, April 25, 2020 from 4:00pm – 6:00pm. Dinner includes half chicken, baked potato, coleslaw, roll/butter, cookie and drink. Cost is $13.00/dinner. Dine-in or take-out. For more information or for tickets call Renie at 518-810-2438 or the station at 518-279-3878. Come in person Monday nights to the firehouse between 7:00-8:00pm or all members have tickets to sell. Tickets also available through our Facebook page. Firehouse is located at 1045 Hoosick Road, Troy, NY 12180. Proceeds from this fundraiser will go towards our 75th Anniversary celebration to be held in August 2020.