Thursday April 25, 2024 
Glendora Vegetarian Club
Because Glendora is blind and has a sore knee, the owners of her apartment want her to have somebody with her. Thanks to 5 very caring and sharing friends and to the ad in the Advertiser, a lovely companion has come forth. You want to know something, folks? Have you noticed that God always sends you somebody? Since her 92 years began on May 1, 1928, God has always sent Glendora anybody she needed.
Jokes
1. Joanie, what are you doing?
I’m writing a letter to Priscilla.
Joanie, you know you can’t write.
Well, Priscilla can’t read.
2. Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud.
Yes sir, just 5 minutes ago it was ground.
3. Minister: What is the difference between “like” and “love”?
Little boy: I like my mom and dad, but I love my bubblegum!
4. What is the plural of the word mouse?
Mice.
What is the plural of the word goose?
Geese.
What is the plural of the word baby?
Twins.
5. Minister: Starting Sunday at 5:30 p.m., we are going to have a men’s study group.
Glendora: Well, I’m Coming. I’ve been studying men for 60 years and I still don’t understand them!”
Spaghetti & Meatball Supper to Benefit the ICC Soup Kitchen
TROY – The Election Eve Tradition Continues ….the ICC Spaghetti & Meatball Supper to benefit the ICC Soup Kitchen will be held on Monday, November 2, 2020, from 4 – 7 pm at the Italian Community Center (ICC), 1450 Fifth Avenue, Troy NY. The event will feature a takeout-drive-up-pick-up menu only consisting of Spaghetti & Meatballs, Bread, and Dessert. Cost is $10 donation adult / $3 children (correct change appreciated). Day of the event drive-ups are welcome no preordering needed. If you prefer to preorder call 518-272-6819 up to Nov. 1st and, 518-727-5562 on the day of the event. Please follow all COVID-19 guidelines for masks and social distancing when picking up orders. Thank you as always for supporting this event and the soup kitchen at the ICC.
East Schodack Fire Co. Annual Chicken and Biscuit Dinner
EAST SCHODACK – East Schodack Fire Co will be hosting our annual Chicken and Biscuit dinner on Election day, November 3rd. This will be a take out only dinner. Menu: Tender pulled chicken, homemade gravy, mashed potatoes, roasted vegetables, buttermilk biscuit, triple chocolate brownies Adults $15 and Kids $8 Servings begin at 4:30pm. Preorders recommended at 518-479-3366 (non-preorders will be available at window on an first come basis) If not entering Fire House to vote, please pick up dinners at kitchen door.
East Schodack Fire Company Pizza Night
EAST SCHODACK – Please join us for our Drive-Thru Only Pizza Night Sat November 7th. Menu includes: Fresh made pizza –Cheese (red or white) $9, extra toppings $1 each. “The works”- $14 , chicken wings- 10 for $9, mozzarella sticks- six for $3, Pick up times begins at 4:00, Call 518- 479-3366 after 2:00pm to place an order. Thank you to everyone who came out last month for our 18th Annual Cancer Fund raiser. We will be donating $1200.00 this year to local organizations.
Nassau Reformed Church Annual Pork Roast Dinner
NASSAU – November 7, 2020 TAKE OUT ONLY 4pm – 6:30pm at 43 Church Street! Nassau NY. Reservation Recommended Call 518-766-3092.
Hope’s Kitchen Thanksgiving Community Dinner November 12
TROY – Save the date to enjoy a free traditional turkey dinner from Hope’s Kitchen on November 12! Turkey and all the fixings are on the carry-out menu at Cornerstone Community Church of Lansingburgh, 570 3rd Ave. Hosted by Hope Lutheran Church, Troy. Pickup hours are 3:30 to 6:30 PM, curbside only due to COVID restrictions. please call 518-248-5914 to pre-order (preferred) and for more information. Walk-ups are also welcome. A free will donation would be appreciated.
Wreaths Across America Roast Beef Dinner
WYNANTSKILL – The American Legion Post at 111 Main Ave in Wynantskill be holding our 4th annual roast beef dinner to benefit Wreaths Across America on Saturday, November 14th from 2-6pm.
Due to COVID-19 restrictions, this year’s event will be take-out only. The dinner will include roast beef, gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans, roll, and cake for $12. We will be taking pre-orders until Wednesday, November 11th. This event sells out every year, so please order well in advance as walk-in orders are not guaranteed. You may call 518-227-7438 to reserve your dinner.
All proceeds will be used to purchase wreaths which will be placed on veterans’ graves at Saratoga National Cemetery on Saturday, December 19th. If you wish to make a donation to help us meet our goal of 400 wreaths this year, you may go to www.WreathsAcrossAmerica.org and use our fundraising group ID # NY0160. Thank you in advance for your support!