Glendora Vegetarian Club
Glendora had a difficult time getting an idea of what God is like. When she decided God is Love, she knew right away what God is like. Everybody knows what love is. All existence is in love and what love creates. God creates everything. There is only God, and what God-love creates is good. If it isn’t good, God didn’t create it, so don’t pay any attention to it. It doesn’t exist. There is just one thing to think about: love.
1. The Baptist minister visited his flock every Wednesday. He asked why Farmer Brown hadn’t been in church for a long time. Farmer Brown said he didn’t go because he only had farming clothes, so the minister bought him a beautiful outfit. But Farmer Brown still didn’t come back to church. The minister was appalled and wanted to know why. Farmer Brown said, “The clothes you gave me are so nice I thought I could go to the Episcopal Church.”
2. The bank robber said to the teller, “One peep out of you and you’re geography.”
She said, “Don’t you mean history?”
He said, “Don’t change the subject.”
3. Two women were talking. One said the minister told us we shouldn’t say anything about anybody unless it is good, and boy is this good!
4. If a horse’s nose is pointing south, where is his tail pointing? To the ground.
5. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Said the lawyer, “The bricks were loose.
We have a great case.
We’ll sue Mother Goose.”
The Reformed Dutch Church of Schodack at Muitzeskill Turkey Dinner
SCHODACK – The Reformed Dutch Church of Schodack at Muitzeskill will be holding a TAKE-OUT ONLY version of its Annual Turkey Dinner .
The dinner will be held on Saturday, October 24th, with three pick up times being offered, starting at 4 pm, 4:45pm and 5:30pm. The cost is $14 for adults and $7 for children, ages 6 – 12. The dinner will include turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, squash, green beans, cranberry sauce, a roll and a piece of pie, for dessert. Gluten-free is available upon request.
Reservations are required. Please call 518-732-7345, to reserve your dinner. If no answer, please leave a message.
Roast Beef Dinner
POESTENKILL – VFW Auxiliary to Sullivan Jones Post 7466 will be hosting a Roast Beef Dinner – Curbside Pickup at 6:00 pm on October 24th, side hall entrance. Roasted beef served with mash potatoes, green beans, coleslaw, dinner roll, gravy with a piece of pie for dessert! Tickets costs if purchased before October 20th $15.00 per person after tickets will be $20.00. You can purchase tickets at the Post Canteen, 25 Veterans St, Poestenkill, NY. Canteen hours are 4 to 8, questions call 518-283-4661.
First Reformed Church of Wynantskill Chicken BBQ
WYNANTSKILL – The First Reformed Church of Wynantskill will hold a Chicken BBQ on Saturday, October 24th from 4:30 pm to 6:30 pm at the church on the corner of Main Ave (Rte 66) and Church St. The dinner is DRIVE THROUGH, TAKE OUT ONLY and will consist of 1/2 chicken (with Clements Old Fashion sauce), baked potato, corn, coleslaw, roll & dessert for a cost of $12 for adults and $6 for children ages 5-12. Reservations can be made by calling (518-283-4420) to leave a message. Walk-ins will also be accepted. Thank you for your support.
Castleton-Schodack Kiwanis Club Chicken BBQ
CASTLETON/SCHODACK – The Castleton-Schodack Kiwanis Club will once again be firing up the grill and selling our famous Chicken BBQ dinners on Sunday, October 25. This is one of our largest fundraisers, and all of the proceeds stay right here in our community, helping to improve the lives of local children. The cost of the dinners is $10 each, and each meal includes a half-chicken, baked potato and coleslaw. Dinners can be picked up between 12:00 noon and 4:00pm at the Castleton Fire Company, located at 11 Green Ave in Castleton. To pre-order your dinner, you can call (518) 732-4228 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please make note of a few changes to our BBQ that will allow us to hold this fundraiser and have it go smoothly:
1) This event will be drive-through dinner pick-up only; customers must stay in their vehicles.
2) Pre-orders and specific pick-up times are strongly encouraged. This will help us manage traffic flow and minimize the time customers spend waiting in the car line.
3) No special orders will be accepted (i.e. 2 potatoes, no coleslaw), again, to help ensure wait times don’t climb.
4) Volunteers will be helping with traffic direction and flow; please help us help you, by being aware and following their directions.
We are very appreciative of our community’s patronage, and hope to see you on October 25!
Spaghetti & Meatball Supper to Benefit the ICC Soup Kitchen
TROY – The Election Eve Tradition Continues ….the ICC Spaghetti & Meatball Supper to benefit the ICC Soup Kitchen will be held on Monday, November 2, 2020, from 4 – 7 pm at the Italian Community Center (ICC), 1450 Fifth Avenue, Troy NY. The event will feature a takeout-drive-up-pick-up menu only consisting of Spaghetti & Meatballs, Bread, and Dessert. Cost is $10 donation adult / $3 children (correct change appreciated). Day of the event drive-ups are welcome no preordering needed. If you prefer to preorder call 518-272-6819 up to Nov. 1st and, 518-727-5562 on the day of the event. Please follow all COVID-19 guidelines for masks and social distancing when picking up orders. Thank you as always for supporting this event and the soup kitchen at the ICC.
East Schodack Fire Co. Annual Chicken and Biscuit Dinner
EAST SCHODACK – East Schodack Fire Co will be hosting our annual Chicken and Biscuit dinner on Election day, November 3rd. This will be a take out only dinner. Menu: Tender pulled chicken, homemade gravy, mashed potatoes, roasted vegetables, buttermilk biscuit, triple chocolate brownies Adults $15 and Kids $8 Servings begin at 4:30pm. Preorders recommended at 518-479-3366 (non-preorders will be available at window on an first come basis) If not entering Fire House to vote, please pick up dinners at kitchen door.
Nassau Reformed Church Annual Pork Roast Dinner
NASSAU – November 7, 2020 TAKE OUT ONLY 4pm – 6:30pm at 43 Church Street! Nassau NY. Reservation Recommended Call 518-766-3092.
Wreaths Across America Roast Beef Dinner
WYNANTSKILL – The American Legion Post at 111 Main Ave in Wynantskill be holding our 4th annual roast beef dinner to benefit Wreaths Across America on Saturday, November 14th from 2-6pm.
Due to COVID-19 restrictions, this year’s event will be take-out only. The dinner will include roast beef, gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans, roll, and cake for $12. We will be taking pre-orders until Wednesday, November 11th. This event sells out every year, so please order well in advance as walk-in orders are not guaranteed. You may call 518-227-7438 to reserve your dinner.
All proceeds will be used to purchase wreaths which will be placed on veterans’ graves at Saratoga National Cemetery on Saturday, December 19th. If you wish to make a donation to help us meet our goal of 400 wreaths this year, you may go to www.WreathsAcrossAmerica.org and use our fundraising group ID # NY0160. Thank you in advance for your support!