Thursday April 25, 2024 
Glendora Vegetarian Club
A little humor in these difficult times:
1. Did you hear about the undertaker who signed all of his letters “Eventually yours”?
2. Old high school principals never die. They just lose their faculties.
3. The Superintendent of Schools informed the School Board, “Our student body suffers from Seven-Dwarf Syndrome: every 7th kid is dopey.“
4. The doctor said to Harry, “You have to give up golf.” “Because of my health?” “No, because I saw your scorecard.”
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Morris.
Morris who?
Morris Friday. Next day’s Saturday.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification this year we go to the mountains.
Latham-Colonie K Of C Fish Fry
LATHAM/COLONIE – On Friday, October 16th, 2020 the Latham-Colonie Knights of Columbus is holding a Take Out Fish Fry. The Fish Fry will be served from 4:30 pm to 6:30 pm. The Menu is Fish Fry or Clam Roll, served with French Fries or Onion Rings and Coleslaw for $10.00 each. Please call 518 783 0572 or 518 892-3750. The Latham-Colonie Knights of Columbus is located at 328 Troy-Schenectady Rd. Latham, NY 12110.
East Greenbush October Pizza Night
EAST GREENBUSH – East Greenbush Fire Company October Pizza Night, East Greenbush Fire Co #3 – 68 Phillips Road, East Greenbush. October 17th, 2020 – curbside pickup only with credit card or checks as payment at this time. Time 4:30 – 7:30 – phone ahead your order starting at 2 PM. Phone 518-477-6503. All the pizza toppings, with salads, signature chicken wings and mozzarella sticks. Thank you for your support from the EGFD.
Pittstown United Methodist Church Chicken Barbecue
PITTSTOWN – Chicken Barbecue on Saturday, October 17 at the Pittstown United Methodist Church Hall, Route 7, Pittstown, NY. Take Out Only. 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. Menu: 1/2 chicken, macaroni salad, cole slaw, baked beans, roll, brownies. Price: adults $13.00, children 5-12 $6.00, children under 5 free. To place an order call Bev 518-663-5607. Please note NY Mask Restrictions Apply.
American Legion Chicken Barbeque
AVERILL PARK – The Sgt. Walter A. Adams American Legion in Averill Park will be holding our Chicken BBQ on Saturday, October 17th, 2020. Call the Post at (518) 674-2309 to pre-order chicken halves only (no full dinners) from 8:00 am the day of the BBQ. Due to COVID-19 restrictions, we will bring your order to your car upon arrival. Please wear face masks when arriving to pick up your order.
Taborton Zion’s UCC Lasagna Dinner
SAND LAKE – The Zion United Church of Christ We will be having a Lasagna take out dinner on Sat. Oct 17, from 4:30 to 6:30, This will include a Lasagna dinner, tossed salad, Italian bread & butter, and a homemade dessert. The cost of this wonderful meal is $15.00. For reservation please call Diane Hoffman at 518 674-2746, send a text to 518 649-5141you may also text Jane Weber at 518 258-4307.
Schodack Valley Fire Co. Pizza & Wing Night
CASTLETON – Join us Saturday October 17th for our monthly pizza and wing night. Hours are 4 to 7pm. This is a take out only event. Please call 518-477-4215 to order. Our firehouse is located at 1553 Schodack Valley Rd. Castleton NY. We appreciate your support of this very important fund raiser.
Salem United Methodist Church – Ham Dinner – Curbside
WEST SAND LAKE – Salem United Methodist Church hosts its annual Ham Dinner, Saturday October 17, 2020. Menu includes Ham with Raisin Sauce, Coleslaw, Harvard Beets, Vegetable Medley, Scalloped Potatoes, Roll & Cake. Dinner is from 4:00pm-6:00pm, this is a curb side pick-up only. Cost is $13.00 per person. Reservations can be made by call/text Carol at 518-330-7609. SUMC is located at 349 Shaver Road (off Route 150). Visit our website: wslsumc.wordpress.com
Giffy’s BBQ at Center Brunswick UMC
TROY – The Center Brunswick United Methodist Church, 990 Hoosick Road, Troy will be holding a Giffy’s Chicken Bar-B-Que on Thursday, October 22 from 4-6 pm. This will be a drive through event only and the cost is $13.00 Dinner includes 1/2 BBQ chicken, baked potato, cole slaw, roll with butter, cookie and beverage. Call (518) 528-6725 for reservations. All profit form this event will benefit the Current Expense Account of the Center Brunswick UMC. Covid regulations will be in place, please wear your mask.
The Reformed Dutch Church of Schodack at Muitzeskill Turkey Dinner
SCHODACK – The Reformed Dutch Church of Schodack at Muitzeskill will be holding a TAKE-OUT ONLY version of its Annual Turkey Dinner .
The dinner will be held on Saturday, October 24th, with three pick up times being offered, starting at 4 pm, 4:45pm and 5:30pm. The cost is $14 for adults and $7 for children, ages 6 – 12. The dinner will include turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, squash, green beans, cranberry sauce, a roll and a piece of pie, for dessert. Gluten-free is available upon request.
Reservations are required. Please call 518-732-7345, to reserve your dinner. If no answer, please leave a message.
Roast Beef Dinner
POESTENKILL – VFW Auxiliary to Sullivan Jones Post 7466 will be hosting a Roast Beef Dinner – Curbside Pickup at 6:00 pm on October 24th, side hall entrance. Roasted beef served with mash potatoes, green beans, coleslaw, dinner roll, gravy with a piece of pie for dessert! Tickets costs if purchased before October 20th $15.00 per person after tickets will be $20.00. You can purchase tickets at the Post Canteen, 25 Veterans St, Poestenkill, NY. Canteen hours are 4 to 8, questions call 518-283-4661.
First Reformed Church of Wynantskill Chicken BBQ
WYNANTSKILL – The First Reformed Church of Wynantskill will hold a Chicken BBQ on Saturday, October 24th from 4:30 pm to 6:30 pm at the church on the corner of Main Ave (Rte 66) and Church St. The dinner is DRIVE THROUGH, TAKE OUT ONLY and will consist of 1/2 chicken (with Clements Old Fashion sauce), baked potato, corn, coleslaw, roll & dessert for a cost of $12 for adults and $6 for children ages 5-12. Reservations can be made by calling (518-283-4420) to leave a message. Walk-ins will also be accepted. Thank you for your support.
Spaghetti & Meatball Supper to Benefit the ICC Soup Kitchen
TROY – The Election Eve Tradition Continues ….the ICC Spaghetti & Meatball Supper to benefit the ICC Soup Kitchen will be held on Monday, November 2, 2020, from 4 – 7 pm at the Italian Community Center (ICC), 1450 Fifth Avenue, Troy NY. The event will feature a takeout-drive-up-pick-up menu only consisting of Spaghetti & Meatballs, Bread, and Dessert. Cost is $10 donation adult / $3 children (correct change appreciated). Day of the event drive-ups are welcome no preordering needed. If you prefer to preorder call 518-272-6819 up to Nov. 1st and, 518-727-5562 on the day of the event. Please follow all COVID-19 guidelines for masks and social distancing when picking up orders. Thank you as always for supporting this event and the soup kitchen at the ICC.