Saturday April 20, 2024 
Glendora Vegetarian Club
May every one of us be sanctified completely through and through. For more uplift watch Glendora’s vegan commercials on the 6:30 p.m. news, CBS Channel 6.
Jokes
1. A woman was at checkout in the supermarket. Next in line a man, very well dressed, said hello to her. She knew him from someplace but could not recall where. He asked, “Don’t you remember me? I’m your daughter’s gym teacher.” She said, “I didn’t recognize you with all your clothes on.”
2. A young man was applying for a job on the state dam. One of the questions was, What does “hydrodynamics” mean? He wrote, “It means that I don’t get the job.”
3. Father, is it a sin for me to play golf on Sunday? Son, I’ve seen you play golf. It is a sin for you to play golf any day of the week.
4. Why was the man upset that his 4th daughter was getting married? His 1st daughter married a man from Singleton, NH, and they had 1 child. The 2nd daughter married a man from Twin Oaks, MO, and they had 2 children. His 3rd daughter married a man from Three Rivers, MI, and they had 3 children. Why are you worried about your 4th daughter? She’s going with a man from Thousand Islands!
4-H Teen Exchange Giffy BBQ
TROY – Friday, October 2nd with pickup from 4 to 6 PM – Rensselaer County 4-H Teen Exchange will benefit from a Giffy BBQ being held at Capital Agway located at 1333 NY Route 7, Troy. This will be a curbside effort and cost per dinner which includes a 1/2 chicken, coleslaw, roll, potato, cookie and drink are $12 each. Curbside/Take out only and distancing requirements will be followed. To reserve your dinners and coordinate payment please call 518-588-1593. We look forward to serving you, make your reservation today!
Come to St. Henry’s Knights of Columbus Great Spaghetti Dinner
AVERILL PARK – The Knights of Columbus at St. Henry’s Church on Old Route 66 in Averill Park will be holding their fall spaghetti dinner on Saturday, October 3rd. This will be a Drive- Through- Take -Out Only.
We will be serving spaghetti, meatballs, salad, and bread. The price of the dinner is $7.00 for adults, $3 for children under 12, or $15 per family.
Pick-up time begins at 4:30 pm though 6:00 pm. We would greatly appreciate early pre-orders between 9:00 am and 3:00 pm by calling (518) 674-5941. Walk-ins are also welcome. Thank you for your support.
We will be wearing face coverings and social distancing will be practiced. For more information, call 674-3965.
Fall 2020 Chicken Bar-B-Q
POESTENKILL – The Evangelical Lutheran Church of Poestenkill, 772 Route 351, Poestenkill, NY 12140 will hold our Fall 2020 Chicken Bar-B-Q on Saturday, October 3rd at the church with a DRIVE-THROUGH, TAKE-OUT ONLY dinner.
The meal consists of: ½ chicken, baked potato, green beans, Cole slaw, cranberry sauce, roll and choice of homemade apple or pumpkin pie for dessert for a donation of $12 per meal.
Pick-up time begins at 4:30 pm through 6 pm. We would greatly appreciate EARLY pre-orders for the meals by calling (518) 283-1447. Walk-ins are also welcome. Thanks for your support.
We will be wearing face coverings and request you do the same while visiting us. Outdoor social distancing will be practiced.
Hopes Kitchen Community Dinner at Cornerstone Community Church,
TROY – On October 8, Hope’s Kitchen will be serving a free community dinner at Cornerstone Community Church of Lansingburgh, 570 3rd Ave. All meals are carry-out. On the menu this month is: Chicken breast, boiled potatoes, glazed carrots, cole slaw. Dessert will be chocolate chip and sugar cookies.
Pickup hours are 3:30 to 6:30 PM, curbside only due to COVID restrictions. Call 518-248-5914 to pre-order (preferred) and for more information. Walk-ins are are also welcome. A free will donation would be appreciated.
The United Methodist Women of the First United Methodist Church Brooks’ Bar-B-Q Take Out Dinner
EAST GREENBUSH – The United Methodist Women of the First United Methodist Church of East Greenbush located at 1 Gilligan Road, are having a Brooks’ Bar-B-Q Take Out Dinner on Saturday, October 10th from 4-6:00 p.m. The menu will include: a ½ chicken with all the fixings for $13.50, and just chicken for $7. Reservations can be made by calling 518-477-9693 by Friday, October 9th would be greatly appreciated.
St. Michael’s Chicken Barbeque
NORTH GREENBUSH – The Women’s Guild of St. Michael’s Church, Williams Road, in North Greenbush, NY is sponsoring a Giuliano’s barbeque Friday, October 16 from 4:00 – 6:00. The cost is $12.00 and it includes ½ chicken, baked potato, corn on the cob, coleslaw, roll and a homemade brownie. Drive through only. Dinners should be pre-ordered by Sunday, October 11. Drive up orders will be available on a first come, first-served basis. For tickets call/text Ann at (518) 573-3951 or call Teresa at (518) 283-3604 (teagarden4@nullverizon.net). A portion of these proceeds will help defray the cost of shipping boxes to the military over seas and in hospitals, and to local non-profit organizations.
Taborton Zion’s UCC Lasagna Dinner
SAND LAKE – The Zion United Church of Christ We will be having a Lasagna take out dinner on Sat. Oct 17, from 4:30 to 6:30, This will include a Lasagna dinner, tossed salad, Italian bread & butter, and a homemade dessert. The cost of this wonderful meal is $15.00. For reservation please call Diane Hoffman at 518 674-2746, send a text to 518 649-5141you may also text Jane Weber at 518 258-4307.
Giffy’s BBQ at Center Brunswick UMC
TROY – The Center Brunswick United Methodist Church, 990 Hoosick Road, Troy will be holding a Giffy’s Chicken Bar-B-Que on Thursday, October 22 from 4-6 pm. This will be a drive through event only and the cost is $13.00 Dinner includes 1/2 BBQ chicken, baked potato, cole slaw, roll with butter, cookie and beverage. Call (518) 528-6725 for reservations. All profit form this event will benefit the Current Expense Account of the Center Brunswick UMC. Covid regulations will be in place, please wear your mask.