Thursday April 18, 2024 
Glendora Vegetarian Club
It is time for you to treat yourself again to a vegan whopper at Burger King. And the next day have a vegetarian sandwich at Subway. Delight your tummy with several vegetarian options at Taco Bell. Goombas Pizza will make you vegetarian calzones and pizzas.
Teacher: if you reach into your left pocket and find $20 and $50 into your right pants pocket, what will you have? Boy: Somebody elses pants on.
The Stock Broker hung mistletoe over his office door, so his client could kiss her money goodbye,
A midget fortune teller escaped from jail, the headline in the newspaper read Small Medium at large
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a flabbergasted mother-in-law.
What is the difference between love and like? I like my Mom and Dad, but I love my bubblegum.
Contact Glendora’s Vegetarian Club at 518-931-0266 in Albany NY.
Giffy BBQ to Benefit Rensselaer County 4-H Teen Exchange
TROY – Friday, June 4th with pickup from 4 to 6 PM – Rensselaer County 4-H Teen Exchange will benefit from a Giffy BBQ being held at Capital Agway located at 1333 NY Route 7, Troy. This will be a curbside effort and cost per dinner which includes a 1/2 chicken, coleslaw, roll, potato and cookie are $12 each. Curbside/Take out only and distancing requirements will be followed. To reserve your dinners and coordinate payment please call 518-421-2360. We look forward to serving you, make your reservation today!
Chicken Barbecue Mission Fund Raiser
CASTLETON – Summer is almost here and we are opening the season with a Chicken Barbecue on Friday, June 4 from 4:00 – 6:00 pm at Emmanuel Reformed Church 1150 Maple Hill Road in Castleton, NY. Guiliano’s Premier Catering, from Troy, will be cooking this delicious dinner which includes barbecued chicken, baked potato, corn on the cob, cole slaw and brownie all for only $12. We will have tables and chairs set up in our pavilion for your convenience or you can take your dinners to go. We will also have jazz piano player Jon LeRoy on the keyboards for your entertainment so you may want to consider staying.
The proceeds from this dinner will go to support a Puerto Rico Mission Trip that is being planned for Spring of 2022 by the Cooperative Christian Ministries of Schodack (CCMS). Pre-orders are encouraged so that you are sure to get a meal or you can walk-in that day. It has been too long since we have all gotten together, so don’t forget to invite your family and friends to join you. Call 518-732-7766 to place your order or for more information. See you in June!
Ham and Strawberry Shortcake Dinner in Pittstown
PITTSTOWN – Ham and Strawberry Shortcake Dinner on Saturday, June 5 at the Pittstown United Methodist Church Hall, NY Route 7, Pittstown, NY. Take Out Only 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. Menu: ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, vegetables, applesauce, coleslaw, rolls, strawberry shortcake. Price: adults – $12.00; children 5-12 – $5.00; children under 5 – free. For Reservations: Call 518-663-5607.
Annual Chicken BBQ at First Reformed Church
WYNANTSKILL – The First Reformed Church of Wynantskill will be holding their Annual Chicken BBQ on Saturday, June 5th from 4:30-6pm. This will be Drive Through-Take Out Only. The menu includes 1/2 BBQ Chicken (featuring Clements’ Old Fashion BBQ sauce), baked potato, corn, homemade coleslaw, roll and dessert. The cost for the dinner is $12 for adults and $6 for children (5-12). To make a reservation, please call the church office at 518-283-4420 and leave your name, phone # and number of dinners. The church is located on Rte 66 (the corner of Church St & Main Ave in Wynantskill).
VFW Post #7338 Pancake Breakfast
EAST GREENBUSH – Remember D-Day: 77 years ago (June 6, 1944) in our Community by Dining with your Local Veterans! VFW Post 7338, East Greenbush, 100 Hayes Road. Sunday June 6, 2021, 9 am to 12 noon. Breakfast, Dine In or Pick Up! Breakfast includes Buttermilk Pancakes, French Toast, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon, Sausages, Home Fries, Corned Beef Hash, Toast, Coffee, Tea, Water and Assorted Juices. Adults – $10.00, Children 6 to 12 – $5.00, Children Under 6 – Free. Please order in advance for pick up or by emailing us at VFWpost7338@nullgmail.com or calling 518-477-7770. Thank you for your support!
Taborton Zion’s Chicken & Biscuit dinner
SAND LAKE – Taborton Zions Church. We are having a Chicken & Biscuit dinner. June 12th from 4:00 to 6:00 PM Take Out only. On the menu is a Chicken & Biscuit dinner mixed vegetable and a delicious cupcake for dessert. The cost is $12.00 for adults and children under 12 will be $5.00. To order a dinner call Diane Hoffman at 518 674-2746 or text at 518 649-5141 or Text Jane Weber at 518 258-4307, you will be called and confirmed. Pick up your dinner from 4:00 to 6:00 at 744 Taborton Rd, Sand Lake.
Kiwanis Pasta Dinner Fundraiser
SAND LAKE – “Take-Out” (Only). The Sand Lake Kiwanis Club wants to invite all to participate in the next Pasta Dinner fundraiser on Saturday June 12th from 4PM to 7PM at the Sand Lake Veterans Hall on Rt. 43. Cost: $10 for adults, $5 for Kids (10yrs. & Younger), or $25 Special for a Family of 4. Meals will consist of pasta, meatballs, salad, bread, & dessert. All Meals are Drive-Up/Take-Out. Pre Orders may be made starting at 2 PM (on the day of the event) by calling (518) 421-1339. Pasta Dinners will continue to be held every second Saturday of each month. All proceeds support Kiwanis community projects.
Antique Outboard Motor Swap Meet
CAPITAL DISTRICT – Sponsored by the Mohawk Hudson Chapter Of the Antique Outboard Motor Club, Inc. • Antique motor displays • Buy, sell or trade motors & parts • Get advice on your old motor • Identify your motor • Find sources for parts & services. Location: Tupper Lake Municipal Park, 17-19 Demars Blvd, Tupper Lake, New York 12986. Saturday, June 12th 2021. 9:00 am to 2:00 pm. For further information contact Michael Glenn 518-505-3558. Open to the General Public and no Admission Fee! Refreshments Available. (donations accepted).
Valley Falls United Methodist Church Chicken Barbecue
VALLEY FALLS – The Valley Falls United Methodist Church is holding a takeout only chicken barbecue on Saturday, June 12. The menu includes chicken, pasta salad, baked beans, a roll, and a brownie. Pick-up will be at the church, 16 State Street, Valley Falls at 4:00 p.m. Tickets are $13 for adults and $6 for children ages 6-12. Call Bob or Sharon at 518-541-3039 for reservations and information.
Pawling Ave UMC Chicken BBQ
TROY – Benefit for roof fund – Pawling Ave UMC will hold a BBQ on the lawn on Saturday, June 12 from 3-4:30 pm. Take Out Only. 1/2 chicken, baked potato, baked beans, cole slaw, roll and dessert – $12 for adults, $6 for children 6-12 and free for children 5 and under. Reservations requested and quantity is limited. Call Melanie at 518-779-6004.
We Are Back for Breakfast!
WEST SAND LAKE – Please join the West Sand Lake Fire Company-Auxiliary for Breakfast on June 16, 2021 from 7:30am to 11:00am at the West Sand Lake Fire hall. Due to the COVID restrictions we can only do Take Out. Breakfast will include Scrambled Eggs or Cheesy Eggs; Sausage, Hashbrown, French Toast, French toast sticks, Blueberry or plain pancake. Adults $8, Children (5-12) $5 and children under 5 are free. Please call 518-527-3612 to place your order before driving up. You can also call to place an order and tell us what time you’d like to pick it up. We are looking forward to being able to have the breakfast in the hall. If this goes well, we will continue with “drive-up” breakfast once a month until COVID restrictions allow us to do it inside the hall.
Iron Works BBQ coming to the West Sand Lake Fire Co.
WEST SAND LAKE – On Thursday, June 24, 2021 the West Sand Lake Fire Company will be holding a BBQ with the Iron Works Grill. Dinners available are 1/4 Chicken for $13 or 1/2 Rack of Ribs for $14. Both dinners include baked beans and macaroni salad. Dinners can be picked up at the Fire House (3695 Rt. 43) from 4-6 pm. To make a reservation, please send an email to EVENTS@nullWSLFD.ORG by 6/20/2021.
VFW Post #7338 Spaghetti Dinner
EAST GREENBUSH – We are Back! Help Support your local Veterans! VFW Post 7338 East Greenbush 100 Hays Road, East Greenbush. Saturday, June 26, 2021, 4 pm to 6:30 pm. Spaghetti Dinner, Pick Up Only! Dinner includes: Spaghetti, Meatballs, Dinner Roll & Butter. Pickup starts at 4 P.M. $15.00 per Dinner. Please order in advance by emailing us at: VFWpost7338@nullgmail.com or calling 518-477-7770. Thank You for your Support!