Glendora Vegetarian Club
Did you look them in the eye? Who? The ones you handed check out to be clubbed and slaughtered. No? Why not? I’m ashamed. Why? Because of the cruelty they were subjected to from birth. I took them away from their mothers. I took their milk away from them. I took away their freedom. I put them in dirty enclosures all their lives – enclosures rancid with urine and feces. I took away their fresh air and sunshine. I took away their babies. I forced them with an electric prod in the rectum to get them into a smelly truck. I beat them into a slaughterhouse, tearing limbs from their bodies. Then I cut their bloody bodies into pieces and ate them. I paid money to do all this. Contact Glendora’s Vegetarian Club at 518-931-0266 in Albany NY.
1. Did you hear about the couple who got married so late in life that Medicare paid for 80%of the honeymoon?
2. Mommy, are you sure this food is healthy? It tastes good.
3. Teenagers brighten up a home. They never turn out the lights.
4. Why do they call English “the Mother Tongue?”
Because Father never gets to use it.
5. The doctor said, “You mustn’t mow the lawn. You will have a heart attack.”
Harry went home and asked his son to mow the lawn. His son said, “Yes, Dad, I’ll start immediately.” Harry had a heart attack.
Contact Glendora’s Vegetarian Club at 518-931-0266 in Albany NY.
Sullivan Jones VFW Post 7466 – Memorial Day Chicken BBQ & Parade
POESTENKILL – Please join us in honoring our departed comrades this Memorial Day Weekend. On May 30th the Post will be offering a Chicken BBQ Dinner between 5-7 PM (call 518-283-4661 for tickets/more details), followed by a fireworks show at dusk. On May 31 the Post will be holding our annual Memorial Day Parade starting at 11 AM with refreshments available at the Post afterwards.
Hope’s Kitchen Community Dinner
LANSINGBURGH – Hope’s Kitchen, a ministry of Hope Lutheran Church and Cornerstone Community Church, will be serving a free community dinner at Cornerstone Church, located at 530 3rd Ave., Lansingburgh on Thursday, June 3, from 3:30-6:30 PM. Menu is: Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, corn, tossed salad, cookies and coffee, tea, iced tea, lemonade. Join us for dinner, companionship and conversation or take out if you prefer. Current COVID regulations will apply for eat-in. For more information and to RSVP: please call Marion 518-248-5914 or Cornerstone Church 518-235-3851. Free will offering appreciated.
Giffy BBQ to Benefit Rensselaer County 4-H Teen Exchange
TROY – Friday, June 4th with pickup from 4 to 6 PM – Rensselaer County 4-H Teen Exchange will benefit from a Giffy BBQ being held at Capital Agway located at 1333 NY Route 7, Troy. This will be a curbside effort and cost per dinner which includes a 1/2 chicken, coleslaw, roll, potato and cookie are $12 each. Curbside/Take out only and distancing requirements will be followed. To reserve your dinners and coordinate payment please call 518-421-2360. We look forward to serving you, make your reservation today!
Chicken Barbecue Mission Fund Raiser
CASTLETON – Summer is almost here and we are opening the season with a Chicken Barbecue on Friday, June 4 from 4:00 – 6:00 pm at Emmanuel Reformed Church 1150 Maple Hill Road in Castleton, NY. Guiliano’s Premier Catering, from Troy, will be cooking this delicious dinner which includes barbecued chicken, baked potato, corn on the cob, cole slaw and brownie all for only $12. We will have tables and chairs set up in our pavilion for your convenience or you can take your dinners to go. We will also have jazz piano player Jon LeRoy on the keyboards for your entertainment so you may want to consider staying.
The proceeds from this dinner will go to support a Puerto Rico Mission Trip that is being planned for Spring of 2022 by the Cooperative Christian Ministries of Schodack (CCMS). Pre-orders are encouraged so that you are sure to get a meal or you can walk-in that day. It has been too long since we have all gotten together, so don’t forget to invite your family and friends to join you. Call 518-732-7766 to place your order or for more information. See you in June!
Ham and Strawberry Shortcake Dinner in Pittstown
PITTSTOWN – Ham and Strawberry Shortcake Dinner on Saturday, June 5 at the Pittstown United Methodist Church Hall, NY Route 7, Pittstown, NY. Take Out Only 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. Menu: ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, vegetables, applesauce, coleslaw, rolls, strawberry shortcake. Price: adults – $12.00; children 5-12 – $5.00; children under 5 – free. For Reservations: Call 518-663-5607.
Annual Chicken BBQ at First Reformed Church
WYNANTSKILL – The First Reformed Church of Wynantskill will be holding their Annual Chicken BBQ on Saturday, June 5th from 4:30-6pm. This will be Drive Through-Take Out Only. The menu includes 1/2 BBQ Chicken (featuring Clements’ Old Fashion BBQ sauce), baked potato, corn, homemade coleslaw, roll and dessert. The cost for the dinner is $12 for adults and $6 for children (5-12). To make a reservation, please call the church office at 518-283-4420 and leave your name, phone # and number of dinners. The church is located on Rte 66 (the corner of Church St & Main Ave in Wynantskill).
Taborton Zion’s Chicken & Biscuit dinner
SAND LAKE – Taborton Zions Church. We are having a Chicken & Biscuit dinner. June 12th from 4:00 to 6:00 PM Take Out only. On the menu is a Chicken & Biscuit dinner mixed vegetable and a delicious cupcake for dessert. The cost is $12.00 for adults and children under 12 will be $5.00. To order a dinner call Diane Hoffman at 518 674-2746 or text at 518 649-5141 or Text Jane Weber at 518 258-4307, you will be called and confirmed. Pick up your dinner from 4:00 to 6:00 at 744 Taborton Rd, Sand Lake.
Kiwanis Pasta Dinner Fundraiser
SAND LAKE – “Take-Out” (Only). The Sand Lake Kiwanis Club wants to invite all to participate in the next Pasta Dinner fundraiser on Saturday June 12th from 4PM to 7PM at the Sand Lake Veterans Hall on Rt. 43. Cost: $10 for adults, $5 for Kids (10yrs. & Younger), or $25 Special for a Family of 4. Meals will consist of pasta, meatballs, salad, bread, & dessert. All Meals are Drive-Up/Take-Out. Pre Orders may be made starting at 2 PM (on the day of the event) by calling (518) 421-1339. Pasta Dinners will continue to be held every second Saturday of each month. All proceeds support Kiwanis community projects.
Antique Outboard Motor Swap Meet
CAPITAL DISTRICT – Sponsored by the Mohawk Hudson Chapter Of the Antique Outboard Motor Club, Inc. • Antique motor displays • Buy, sell or trade motors & parts • Get advice on your old motor • Identify your motor • Find sources for parts & services. Location: Tupper Lake Municipal Park, 17-19 Demars Blvd, Tupper Lake, New York 12986. Saturday, June 12th 2021. 9:00 am to 2:00 pm. For further information contact Michael Glenn 518-505-3558. Open to the General Public and no Admission Fee! Refreshments Available. (donations accepted).
Valley Falls United Methodist Church Chicken Barbecue
VALLEY FALLS – The Valley Falls United Methodist Church is holding a takeout only chicken barbecue on Saturday, June 12. The menu includes chicken, pasta salad, baked beans, a roll, and a brownie. Pick-up will be at the church, 16 State Street, Valley Falls at 4:00 p.m. Tickets are $13 for adults and $6 for children ages 6-12. Call Bob or Sharon at 518-541-3039 for reservations and information.
Pawling Ave UMC Chicken BBQ
TROY – Benefit for roof fund – Pawling Ave UMC will hold a BBQ on the lawn on Saturday, June 12 from 3-4:30 pm. Take Out Only. 1/2 chicken, baked potato, baked beans, cole slaw, roll and dessert – $12 for adults, $6 for children 6-12 and free for children 5 and under. Reservations requested and quantity is limited. Call Melanie at 518-779-6004.
We Are Back for Breakfast!
WEST SAND LAKE – Please join the West Sand Lake Fire Company-Auxiliary for Breakfast on June 16, 2021 from 7:30am to 11:00am at the West Sand Lake Fire hall. Due to the COVID restrictions we can only do Take Out. Breakfast will include Scrambled Eggs or Cheesy Eggs; Sausage, Hashbrown, French Toast, French toast sticks, Blueberry or plain pancake. Adults $8, Children (5-12) $5 and children under 5 are free. Please call 518-527-3612 to place your order before driving up. You can also call to place an order and tell us what time you’d like to pick it up. We are looking forward to being able to have the breakfast in the hall. If this goes well, we will continue with “drive-up” breakfast once a month until COVID restrictions allow us to do it inside the hall.