Glendora Vegetarian Club
The American Vegan Society writes that more families are vegan because there are more innovations, a wider desire for it and greater availability. More and more vegan foods look just like the foods people are used to eating. Many people are waking up to the fact that we have to save the planet, so consumers want “plant-forward, climate-healthy menus.” Food service companies are now providing it. For more information, call Freya at 856-694-2887.
1. What does a report card teach a parent? You do not have to lift weights to raise a dumbbell.
2. Why was the baby shoe crying? His mother was a sneak, and his daddy was a loafer.
3. Mommy, we had a fire in school today!
Oh, that’s dreadful.
We’ve been rehearsing for it all year.
4. A man in the White House saw a gold phone and was told he could talk to God on that phone. He talked to God for 3 minutes. He asked, “How much do I owe you?”
3 months later he was transferred to Israel. He saw a gold phone there, and he talked to God for 3 minutes. He asked, “How much do I owe you?”
“What?! It cost me $300 at the White House.”
“Over here it’s a local call.”
5. Why did the mother call her son Halley’s Comet? He came around once every 75 years.
Contact Glendora’s Vegetarian Club at 518-931-0266 in Albany NY.
Kiwanis Pasta Dinner Fundraiser “Take-Out” Only
SAND LAKE – The Sand Lake Kiwanis Club wants to invite all to participate in the next Pasta Dinner fundraiser on Saturday April 10th from 4PM to 7PM at the Sand Lake Veterans Hall on Rt. 43. Cost: $10 for adults, $5 for Kids (10yrs. & Younger), or $25 Special for a Family of 4. Meals will consist of pasta, meatballs, salad, bread, & dessert. All Meals are Drive-Up/Take-Out. Pre Orders may be made starting at 2 PM (on the day of the event) by calling (518) 421-1339. Pasta Dinners will continue to be held every second Saturday of each month. All proceeds support Kiwanis community projects.
South Schodack Fire Company Spring BBQ
SOUTH SCHODACK – The South Schodack Volunteer Fire Company Spring BBQ fundraiser will be held on Saturday, April 10th from 3:00 to 6:00 PM. Drive-Thru, Take Out Only, No reservations needed. Adult dinners are $13.00 and include 1/2 chicken, baked potato, cabbage slaw, and a dinner roll. Children (12 & under) dinners are $7 for 1/4 chicken dinner.
Pittstown Church Chicken & Biscuit Supper
PITTSTOWN – Chicken & Biscuit Supper on Saturday, April 10, 2021 at the Pittstown United Methodist Church Hall, Route 7, Pittstown, NY. Take Out Only from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. Menu: chicken & biscuit with gravy, vegetables, cole slaw, cranberry relish, dessert. Adults $12.00; Children 5-12 $5.00; Under 5 Free. Reservations suggested….Call Bev at 518-663-5607.
North Chatham Fire Company Pulled Pork Dinner
NORTH CHATHAM – Drive-Thru Pulled Pork Dinner … Pulled Pork, Baked Beans, Cole Slaw & Roll. Donation $12.00. April 10, 2021, serving 4pm-7pm. Reservations preferred, call 518-766-3344. Located at intersection of Route 203 & County Route 32.
Lasagna Dinner (Take Out)
East Greenbush – Van Rensselaer Star Chapter #256, Order of the Eastern Star, in East Greenbush is holding a takeout Lasagna Dinner on Saturday, April 10th from 4:30 – 6 pm at the Masonic Temple which is located at 710 Columbia Turnpike, East Greenbush. The cost of the dinner is $15 which includes lasagna, salad, bread and dessert. Reservations should be made by April 3rd by calling Barbara at 518-772-1662.
VFW Post #7338 Spaghetti Dinner
EAST GREENBUSH – We are Back! Help Support your local Veterans! VFW Post 7338 East Greenbush 100 Hays Road, East Greenbush, NY Saturday, April 10, 2021, 4 pm to 6:30 pm. Spaghetti Dinner, Pick Up Only! Dinner includes: Spaghetti, Meatballs, Dinner Roll & Butter. Pickup starts at 4 P.M. $15.00 per Dinner. Please order in advance by emailing us at: VFWpost7338@nullgmail.com or calling 518-477-7770. Thank You for your Support!
Drive Thru BBQ at West Sand Lake Fire Company
WEST SAND LAKE – The West Sand Lake Fire Company is having a Giffy’s chicken BBQ on Thursday April 15th from 4-6PM at the fire station. Dinners include 1/2 chicken, baked potato, coleslaw and roll for only $13. This will be take out only. Please contact Bill at (518) 674-5757 ext 205 to reserve your dinners today.
Chicken BBQ at Pawling Ave UMC
TROY – Meals will be served Saturday, April 24, 2021 from 3-4:30 pm on the lawn at 520 Pawling Ave, Troy, NY. Take Out only. Menu: 1/2 chicken, baked potato, baked beans, cole slaw, roll, water and brownie. Cost is $12 for adults 12 and up; $6 for children 6-11 and Free for children up to 5 years old. Proceeds from this dinner will go to the roof fund. Limited to 120 dinners, so make your reservation early. Call Melanie 518-779-6004 to reserve your dinner.
Spring 2021 Chicken BAR-B-Q
POESTENKILL – The Evangelical Lutheran Church of Poestenkill, 772 Route 351, Poestenkill, NY 12140 will hold our Spring 2021 Chicken Bar-B-Q on Saturday, May 1st at the church with a DRIVE-THROUGH, TAKE-OUT ONLY dinner.
The meal consists of: ½ chicken, baked potato, green beans, Cole slaw, cranberry sauce, roll and choice of homemade Cherry or Lemon Meringue pie for dessert for a donation of $13 per meal or $7 for ½ chicken only while supply lasts.
Pick-up time begins at 4:30 pm & ends at 6 pm. We would greatly appreciate EARLY pre-orders for the meals or ½ chicken only by calling (518) 283-1447. Walk-in meals ONLY IF AVAILABLE, as our Fall 2020 dinner was sold out. Thank you for your support.
We will be wearing face coverings and request you do the same while visiting us. Outdoor social distancing will be practiced.
Kiwanis Club of Troy Giffy’s Chicken BBQ
TROY – The Kiwanis Club of Troy is having their annual Giffy’s Chicken BBQ Friday May 14th from 4-6PM at St. Michael’s Church, Next to HVCC, in Troy. You get a freshly cooked & hot full ½ Chicken Dinner with all the trimmings for only $12.00. Take out only. Call Dean at 518-322-0826 to reserve tickets for that day!! Treat yourself to a great meal, while helping the Kiwanis Club assist many needed kids projects in the Troy area!!